Famous Last Words
The LibraryIoanna
16388 XP
Recently I spent an entire evening goofing around with some friends. We could stop quoting some famous last words.... and laugh..
Famous last words= The last phrase a roleplayer would say before his character dies.
I ll just write down a few of my favourite and maybe we could all share some.
What do you mean how many HP do I have??
I drink the unidentified potion.
It's only a mage's house why would he ever install traps??
Trust me I know what I m doing.(I actually said that myself)
Updated 20 November 2013 (11:31)
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*I am bluffing*
arisilverblade25
4858 XP
It's going to eat me!
MuadMouse
11544 XP
Updated 21 November 2013 (16:31)
Ioanna
16388 XP
HAhhahahah... good ones.....
"You shall die dragon!!!!!" (famous last words of a paladin continuing with a charge on his proud steed)
"Finger of death? I am not sure I remember what it does..."
"Seriously John( the DM) you could have writen something better.."
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*I am bluffing*
Sapient
2268 XP
"I'm glad I put so many points into Tumble!"
Posted by MuadMouse
Ouch! Don't worry, you can roll up a new character who is eerily similar like Ambrose/Magellan.
Ioanna
16388 XP
"I charge and jump over the pit. Yes in my fullplate..."
"Hey you! With your red robe and your wacky tatoos... kiss my...!" you actually don't get to finish the sentence
Updated 22 November 2013 (11:38)
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*I am bluffing*
arisilverblade25
4858 XP
"I wonder what this button does."
"How many traps can there be?"
"Oh shit."
That last one is basically what I would say if my character Cora Greenbottle who is a hobbit rouge/cleric would say when caught in stealth mode and had to fight close up and didn't have back up.
Updated 25 November 2013 (04:30)
Release
756 XP
Posted by arisilverblade25
Shades of Hitchhiker in here. Heh-Heh
Elrond
44279 XP
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
After my character accidentally mistook the king for slaying his own son, when he actually was about to save him. A thing I also was about to do. We had earlier mortally stabbed each other. A truly great misunderstanding The DM giggled
Sermarkus
1061 XP
Werwolf
2935 XP
"If I die, loot me!"
Werwolf
2935 XP
One fighter to the other:
"Hey, what is about 35 feet long, has 12 eyes, 5 foot long fangs, 9 legs and four barbed tails?" Other fighter: "Hmm, dunno. What?" First fighter: "I don't know either, but it's eating our mage!"
Updated 21 June 2014 (10:12)
Berek_Ironfist
1207 XP
Hey guys! Watch this! Leaps off the bridge into the river below and drowns whilst unconscious.