I know some of you are good at riddles and puns and such, so for a game you can come up with good middle earth related pun or joke to share with the rest of us. The sillier the better! I'll start us off: Q: Why did Gandalf smoke a pipe so much? A: Because he couldn't kick the hobbit.

Updated 10 November 2011 (21:34)

Q: What do you get when you cross an elf with a scientologist? A: Elrond Hubbard

Q: Why was Bilbo not wanting to go to Laketown? A: He preferred cities with less smaug.

Ahahah More more!

We need more of these!

Ha Ha sooo funny

Q: What did the drunken hobbit say when he bumped into the wizard? A: Saruman, I didn't see you there! Q: What did Pippen do when he got drunk? A: He began to feel Merry!

AHAHAH These are so good I'll post them on our Facebook and G+

Q: Why are hobbit doors round? A: If you had 9 meals a day you would need a round door too!

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The Fellowship came into the Balin's burial chamber and saw the orcish bones lying around...broken shields and bottles.... and on the great stone plate it said: "Here lies Balin, king of Moria. Don't wake him up - he's even scarier when he's drunk..."

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Why did Gimli cross the road? He didn't. He was tossed.

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Ok so they are not as good as lose listed above, but they made me chuckle

Updated 15 August 2012 (15:03)

Those are great!!

These are awesome! LOL

This is the best forum post ever!!!

This ones kind of funny.... Q: What do the hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ale? A: The White Whizzer!

Hehe , nice one!

Haha love them! Q: When is a Dwarf not a Dwarf? A: When he's stuffing his face in a feast hall, and then he's a'goblin. Q: How do you confuse a Dwarf? A: Put three shovels in a corner and tell him to take his pick.

Love it Lilu!!!

hehehaha very funny Lilu!!

These are all great!

An Elf walked into a bar... ... ... ... ... The Dwarf laughed and walked under it.

Updated 6 September 2012 (16:55)

Awesome Henraeld!!!