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Elrond
September 6, 2012
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Ahahah, Henraeld, that one was great!
Friggin Lord Elrond!
helenapetersson
September 6, 2012
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This is the best forum ever... please people, post more jokes, this is really fun
Bremoril
September 6, 2012
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Q: How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game? A: None -- it only takes Tolkiens!
Elrond
September 7, 2012
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WHAHAHA It's Friday for sure!
Friggin Lord Elrond!
The Lauderdale
September 7, 2012
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Q: What do you call a bishounen Orc? A: Pretty ugly.
firestarter
December 6, 2012
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some are real funny
Not_Rich
December 6, 2012
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Why was it hard to get to Sauron's lair? Because no matter how many you opened there was always Mor dor.

Elrond
December 6, 2012
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HAHA
Friggin Lord Elrond!
Etherlord
February 23, 2013
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Posted by Alanar RaskinnWhy was it hard to get to Sauron's lair? Because no matter how many you opened there was always Mor dor.

That's the best joke I heard so far )

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Anonymous
April 3, 2013
truth Etherlord
eternallygeek
May 23, 2013
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I am trying to think up a "how many hobbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke.....but it isn't working for me. LOL.
Sapient
May 23, 2013
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Q: "how many hobbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb"? A: Some hobbits changed one before, but... I'm not Shire how many it Took.

Updated 23 May 2013 (06:51)

henrybond158
May 23, 2013
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Posted by SapientQ: "how many hobbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb"?A: Some hobbits changed one before, but... I'm not Shire how many it Took.

oh dear...

Elrond
May 24, 2013
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Hoho
Friggin Lord Elrond!
eternallygeek
May 24, 2013
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Posted by SapientQ: "how many hobbits does it take to screw in a lightbulb"?A: Some hobbits changed one before, but... I'm not Shire how many it Took.

Thanks for making that one work, I was struggling with it for some reason. Maybe I need a long nap.

flower.power.11
September 24, 2013
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Lol, all of these are so funny
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karuslumen
October 13, 2013
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One day Grima Wormtongue is walking along the road when he trips on a rock. He kicks it, and out pops a powerful Maia from the First Age! The Maia says to him, "I will grant you three wishes, but choose wisely." Grima thinks for a second and says, "I wish to be the richest being alive." The Maia nods, and suddenly he is surrounded by heaps of jewels and gold and silver. Grima smiles a wicked smile and says, " I wish to be the wisest being in the world." The Maia nods and gifts him with lore greater then Saruman. Then Grima says, "Finally, I wish to be totally irresistable to women." And the Maia turns him into Legolas.
Elrond
October 14, 2013
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Hehe
Friggin Lord Elrond!
Tyler Max
November 19, 2025
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Why don't hobbits ever win at hide and seek? Because they always get spotted during second breakfast!
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