piper -> candy stripper

candy stripper = nurse assistant

nurse assistant = playing doctor

playing doctor = M * A * S * H

M*A*S*H ==> Hot Lips

Hot Lips => Thai Curry

Thai curry --> stomach ache

stomach ache -> Lake

Lake ---- Charles

Charles -> Emerson Winchester the Third.

Charles -> Emerson Winchester the Third -> Cogsworth (Well, it didn't take long to come back around to M*A*S*H did it? I see your M*A*S*H and I raise you a Disney)

Cogsworth -> Wordsworth I see your crappy destroyer of all that is good, sacred, and holy and raise you talent.

Wordsworth - Emerson, Lake, & Palmer

Cogsworth -> Wordsworth I see your crappy destroyer of all that is good, sacred, and holy and raise you talent. Touché! Emerson, Lake, & Palmer ==> Crosby, Stills & Nash

Crosby, Stills & Nash ----> Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young -> The Clash

The Clash ==> casbah

casbah -> hezbollah

Hezbollah ---> la la lalalalla la lallalala (smurf's theme song)

la la lalalalla la lallalala (smurf's theme song) => I love you, you love me... (Barney's theme song)