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Kulmek Hammer-Song
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Not very appropriate Etherlord. There are some kids on/with parents on these forums. Let us try to keep it rated G.
Etherlord
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Posted by Kulmek Hammer-SongNot very appropriate Etherlord.

I know

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Hilly Greenfield
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Ooouuu my! What is happening in this thread =)
Panthalas
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I agree that it was inappropriate, but we have to admit that it was a good one (in the section with the middle earth jokes it would be among the best ) hehe!
Etherlord
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Posted by PanthalasI agree that it was inappropriate, but we have to admit that it was a good one (in the section with the middle earth jokes it would be among the best ) hehe!

So You have a dwarf-like sense of humor

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Kulmek Hammer-Song
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That is true.
Bremoril
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Q: What did the dwarf miner say to the dwarf banker when he couldn't make his loan payments? A: "I've dug myself in deep, and I'm still coming up short."
Etherlord
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Posted by BremorilQ: What did the dwarf miner say to the dwarf banker when he couldn't make his loan payments?A: "I've dug myself in deep, and I'm still coming up short."

Oh how appropriate is this? It's a racist joke, isn't it

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Bremoril
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Just trying to lighten things up... you were getting "hammered"!
Elrond
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Posted by BremorilQ: What did the dwarf miner say to the dwarf banker when he couldn't make his loan payments?A: "I've dug myself in deep, and I'm still coming up short."

Haha, this one was both bad and fun

Friggin Lord Elrond!
Panthalas
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@ Etherlord nad Kulmek It is a fact that I have a dwarf like sense of humor, hehe! It is a fact that I like more the kinds of food that would like to a dwarf than those that would like to elves! @Etherlord Lol! 'racist joke'', that was a nice one Etherlord!
Kulmek Hammer-Song
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Bwahahaha
Etherlord
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As we are speaking of funny things and my friend is just playing DArigins, I remember when dwarf Oghren said something like: "We are scared of the surface, any time a giant bird can come and grab you!" hahaha, so psychological
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blue fairy
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I think dwarves are meant to be a symbol of kind people , purely good but with a temper , even for a dwarf as grumpy
Kulmek Hammer-Song
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Anything that involves dwarves are awesome. I just finished reading the Dwarves series by Markus Heitz. I must say one of my favorite reads even though book four left a little to be desired.
jumaj
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Posted by Kulmek Hammer-SongAnything that involves dwarves are awesome. I just finished reading the Dwarves series by Markus Heitz. I must say one of my favorite reads even though book four left a little to be desired.

Yay! I'm excited! I've just bought the first one!

Sapient
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I just finished reading "Thud!" by Terry Pratchett. It talks a lot about the dwarves in the Discworld setting.
Kulmek Hammer-Song
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What is Discworld?
Elrond
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This is Terry Pratchet's idea of the Discworld

Updated 28 September 2012 (09:33)

Friggin Lord Elrond!
Kulmek Hammer-Song
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Oh, ok.