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General TalkKulmek Hammer-Song
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
Not very appropriate Etherlord. There are some kids on/with parents on these forums. Let us try to keep it rated G.
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Etherlord
Sergeant – Lvl 16
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Posted by Kulmek Hammer-Song
I know
( ಠ_ృ) How do you confuse a dwarf? Show him three shovels and tell him to take his pick! c(_)
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Panthalas
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
I agree that it was inappropriate, but we have to admit that it was a good one (in the section with the middle earth jokes it would be among the best ) hehe!
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Etherlord
Sergeant – Lvl 16
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Posted by Panthalas
So You have a dwarf-like sense of humor
( ಠ_ృ) How do you confuse a dwarf? Show him three shovels and tell him to take his pick! c(_)
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Bremoril
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
Q: What did the dwarf miner say to the dwarf banker when he couldn't make his loan payments?
A: "I've dug myself in deep, and I'm still coming up short."
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Etherlord
Sergeant – Lvl 16
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Posted by Bremoril
Oh how appropriate is this? It's a racist joke, isn't it
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Bremoril
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
Just trying to lighten things up... you were getting "hammered"!
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Elrond
Rank (male) – Lvl 1
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Posted by Bremoril
Haha, this one was both bad and fun
Friggin Lord Elrond!
Panthalas
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
@ Etherlord nad Kulmek
It is a fact that I have a dwarf like sense of humor, hehe! It is a fact that I like more the kinds of food that would like to a dwarf than those that would like to elves!
@Etherlord
Lol! 'racist joke'', that was a nice one Etherlord!
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Etherlord
Sergeant – Lvl 16
As we are speaking of funny things and my friend is just playing DArigins, I remember when dwarf Oghren said something like: "We are scared of the surface, any time a giant bird can come and grab you!" hahaha, so psychological
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( ಠ_ృ) How do you confuse a dwarf? Show him three shovels and tell him to take his pick! c(_)
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blue fairy
Rank (male) – Lvl 1
I think dwarves are meant to be a symbol of kind people , purely good but with a temper , even for a dwarf as grumpy
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Kulmek Hammer-Song
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
Anything that involves dwarves are awesome. I just finished reading the Dwarves series by Markus Heitz. I must say one of my favorite reads even though book four left a little to be desired.
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jumaj
Distinguished Citizen – Lvl 9
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Posted by Kulmek Hammer-Song
Yay! I'm excited! I've just bought the first one!
Sapient
Soldier – Lvl 12
I just finished reading "Thud!" by Terry Pratchett.
It talks a lot about the dwarves in the Discworld setting.
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Elrond
Rank (male) – Lvl 1
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This is Terry Pratchet's idea of the Discworld
Updated 28 September 2012 (09:33)
Friggin Lord Elrond!